As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...