Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.