Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...