Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...