Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!