The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...