Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...