yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”