The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....