OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
The animal’s warning
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…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...