Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!