The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!