Hair Up
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14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...