Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...