Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...