I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...