Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...