You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
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A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
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Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....