Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...