A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
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headmasters and bullfrogs
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Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
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Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...