The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...