Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Palindromes
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The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?