Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...