37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...