His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...