How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...