97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...