New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Computer problem report
|Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...