String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Guess the instructions.
Read the 10 to-do instructions and then scroll for the answer – NO CHEATING!1....