What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...