Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.