How to buy a stero
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All numbers are equal
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English is a Crazy Language
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A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
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Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Irish girl confesses sins
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Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...