Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!