Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...