Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that...