Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...