24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...