Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...