likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...