Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...