Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...