Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...