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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...