Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...