You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...