What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...