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A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
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An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
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A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
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The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
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Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...