A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...