pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...