Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....