They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...