What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...